INT./EXT. MALONEY'S HOUSE
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Oscar Clip - Golden Blazers (Glazer + Engel)
INT./EXT. MALONEY'S HOUSE
Sunday, June 7, 2009
a scene from Tara and the Gooch (Glazer + Engel)
INT. GEOFFREY'S RESTAURANT - EVENING
The set of the hit cable television show "Best Cook". A row of five COOKS are lined up in matching white jackets. The one whose jacket reads Phineas is actually The Gooch.
Various CREW MEMBERS do jobs in the background, rigging lights, checking sound levels, etc.
The STAGE MANAGER calls out the countdown.
CUT TO:
Chef Geoffrey, and his co-host, the gorgeous LADMA PAKSHI.
Gooch can see them from behind from his angle, and it is
quite clear that Geoffrey's hand is on Ladma's ass.
Gooch scans the audience, Tara sits in one of the first few rows.
LADMA PAKSHI
For our last challenge, your
assignment was to make a dish
starting with each letter of the
alphabet.
CHEF GEOFFREY
Indeed. And tonight, one of you
will win the challenge, and one of
you will be asked to bundle up his
forks and say Tally Ho.
LADMA PAKSHI
Leslie...
Camera goes to a tough looking FEMALE COOK.
LADMA PAKSHI (CONT'D)
You were ok from "A" through "D".
We particularly liked your Devils
Food cake.
CHEF GEOFFREY
That was spot on. Well done.
However, we had a big problem with
the endive in dillweed vinagriette.
LADMA PAKSHI
I felt like I was eating bunny
rabbit food.
CHEF GEOFFREY
Right, yes. Off of the cage floor.
LADMA PAKSHI
But even worse, was.....
CHEF GEOFFREY
Phineas. What were you thinking?
A beat.
CHEF GEOFFREY (CONT'D)
Answer me, you donkey! You whale!
Gooch remembers that he is Phineas.
GOOCH
You talking to me, Brosenberg?
CHEF GEOFFREY
I am addressing you, knave, and you
are to address me as Chef Geoffrey.
GOOCH
Oh right, yeah. Chef Jeff.
The crowd chuckles a bit. A startled Tara begins to realize
what is going on - that Phineas is the Gooch.
LADMA PAKSHI
You were fine until we got to M.
And then your take on Marsala...
Clearly you are not Italian.
GOOCH
Woah... hold on a second!
CHEF GEOFFREY
You do not speak in my kitchen
until further notice.
GOOCH
Fuck you. You're a douche and a
crap cook to boot.
A hush falls over the crowd.
GOOCH (CONT'D)
You stole all your recipes from
David Bournais. Every chef in
America knows that.
LADMA PAKSHI
Security!
Lights go up, general hubub.
CHEF GEOFFREY
Out. Get him out! You, Goochman,
are a bloody wanker!
LADMA PAKSHI
Can we edit out the last part? Or
even that whole segment?