Weaver strong as Halos Cruise.
SPORTS JOKES:
Allen Iverson tweeted on Wednesday "God Chose Memphis as the place that I will continue my career". He later tweeted "Oh, also, God says I don't have to go to practice".
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre said Wednesday that New York Jets officials knew of a severe biceps injury he was playing with last season but they ignored it. Favre then added, amazingly, "But enough about me".
Derek Jeter tied the immortal Lou Gehrig on the New York Yankees' all-time hits list. Afterwards, Jeter said, "This... is... the... happiest day of my life. Except for the day I banged Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johansson or Vanessa Minnillo or Mariah Carey. Other than those. the happiest".
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